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sandra198724
hello i am sandra parcker from orange parck florida i am seeking
Region: United States (general)
igolf5555
I am a single father of 4 awesome daughters. All chose to live w me. Now 1 out of town ... 1 a teacher(w me, just out of college ... so not forever. letting her get settled) and 2 away at college ... I am truly blessed! I am looking for someone who is comfortable w who they are ... truly comfortable ... not just a saying ... someone who can wear a ballcap on the weekends and look/feel cute as can be in it! I wear a suit all week ... so love casual at home ... but would go out and get gussied up for a memorable evening, and person ... I love to laugh ... ok to make fun of me as long as I can laugh too ... and trust me ... i can be made fun of ... usually the life of the party ... but still kinda shy ... been 28 years since I tried this, and kinda like a dog chasing a car ... once ya catch it ... what do you do?? kidding of course ... I want to cuddle (hope I dont lose my man card). be laid on top of with your clothes on and talk, giggle, kiss etc ... I have two dogs from my marriage and did get to keep those cuties! Basically ... women usually dont want to hear this ... but someone who can have a drink(beer) ... laugh giggle ... get along with all my buddies and their wives(I'mportant to me) ... and be my buddy ... somebody who I cant wait to call ... and disappointed if you dont ... so start as my friend ... who likes me ... not just looking for a date ... sorry for rambling, and will join here shortly, but wanted to start searching ... send me contact info and I'll get in touch!
Region: United States (general)
heart_key40
Hello How are you doing today my name is Fati and am 32 single and am from Ghana and I am Looking for Same one Who can Spend The Rest of my life and i Know you will be The Man I am looking For Nice to meet you or this is my email address you can email me or add me, heart_key40
Region: United States (general)
petro111107
Well this is hard to say. I'm just me. If u would like to know. Just ask. And i like people with brians. Please dont be an idiot and come at me with some crazy shit. I'm not looking for a hook up the first night lol. If your best friend would not do it. Sorry i wont either. Lmao
Region: United States (general)
michelle1200
I am a woman that likes to cook a little, i love to stay home and clean while listening to music, watch t. v and also i don't like to read alot. I'm looking for a guy that wants to be friends and get married but not have any kids at all. also that dosen't smoke at all, that likes to stay home but not all day but to go out and eat, that is romantic, also that respects me and my daughter.
Region: United States (general)
omcfall0960
union carpenter, love sports, shooting pool and bowling. die hard cubs fan. family oriantated. very honest guy looking for a beautiful honest woman to share my life with
Region: United States (general)
htr1778
MY NAME IS HANK I'M A CARING GUY WHO LIVE LIFE SI'mPLE AND CLEAN I LOVE TO TRAVEL GO TO NICE PLACES AND SEE NEW THINGS I PLAY PIANO AND KEYBOARD I GO TO CHURCH AND HELP THE PEOPLE AROUND ME I'M REAL AND TRUE TO WHAT I DO the love of life cant never pass you unless you make it pass you if you have a goal in life that you want to achieve pray about it and god will listen to your needs have faith and never dout the nature of life what god has created from this world he is all around you and he is here in your presence when you have a heart that is mean and broken let god change your life ask for wisdom and forgiveness god will do the rest amen?
Region: United States (general)
rdupe
I'm lookin for a girl who would rather spend tI'me with me then talkin to ex bf on or txtin them some one who likes doin anything an pretty much everything outside that there is to do a girl that likes to cuddle when we r watchin tv or movies hit me up
Region: United States (general)
rdnsolo69
Laid back, easy going, into sports and just wanting to hang out for now.
Region: United States (general)
damnshezdope
Hey! I would say I'm your average 21 yr old. My hobbies include shopping, gettin my hair and nails done, anything that involves me looking good lol, travelling, and just being outdoors. I love gettin dressed up to go to a club. I'm a social drinker. I love shots of Ciroc Coconut! However, I'm a good tI'me regardless of whether I've been drinkin or not! I'm a full tI'me student studyin biotechnology. I plan on going to Tufts next year to major in Biomedical Engineering. Beauty & brains! I'm also trying to learn Arabic. I would say I live a drama free life! I'm extremely honest and tend to tell it like is at all tI'mes, I like a man with a lil bit of attitude to keep me on my toes lol. I'm 21 all I'm thinking about is having a good tI'me. Can you keep up :). I'll try ANYTHING once as long as it doesnt get me arrested lol, I have a 2 year old daughter who I adore and eventhough I'm only with her monday - thursday I try to make the best outta our tI'me together :), I'm unique because I'm just a big burst of energy in a small package. I'm 4"10 about 115 lbs ( fun sized, if u have a wild side) lol. *My ideal man :) would be goal oriented, outgoing, and of course HANDSOME, c'mon every girl loves some EYE CANDY! I meet guys all the tI'me. Usually at clubs, bars, etc. not exactly boyfriend material. Thats why I'm on here :). I do have a car, however, I'm not driving more than 45 mins outta my way IDC how cute u are. DONT MESSAGE ME IF ... all your looking for is a sex, quickie, booty call etc. you have more then 2 kids, if you dont have a legit job, A Few of My FAVORITES, - Guys with motorcycles ( def a turn on), - absolutely LOVE a man in uniform (fire fighter, cop, soldier, another turn on lol), - Scorpian Bowls, - Amaretto, Italian food (& men lol), - Jillians (i love that place), - Music : Britney Spears, KeSha, The DNC, and dancehall :), - tattoos & guys with them, - snuggling :), - guys that work out! i love a man with a nice body! - fast cars! - stubborn men, - Energy drinks
Region: United States (general)
jimc009
I'm a happy smart funny single dad of 3 boys! I have a full tI'me job. I have a house a truck and 2 black labs! Just looking to meet friends and just maybe find my match!
Region: United States (general)
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