Funny Dating Profiles in Nebraska. Find Love Online in NE.
Lovendly™ is an online dating site that helps you to come across various people no matter whether they are Lovendly™ users or users of other popular social networking sites.
At Lovendly, you can meet, chat, and date attractive, fun-loving singles in Nebraska. Claim your account in 30 seconds, upload a photo, and start finding singles in Nebraska today. Visit Lovendly to get in on the action.
Meet thousands of single men and women from Nebraska. Join our site today and meet fun men and women near you looking to meet quality singles from Nebraska. Click on any of the cities in Nebraska below to meet members looking to chat with you.
Meeting new people in Nebraska
They are happy to spend time with someone tonight!
Meetings in top locations
Meetings are conducting not only in Nebraska, but also in more than 500 cities every day!
How to spend a first date or meeting?
Ideas for the first meetings and dates in Nebraska: a walk in Omaha, going to the cinema in Hastings, a dinner in Kearney, shopping together in Grand Island, going to a café in Bellevue, travel together, walking the pets in Fremont, in North Platte, riding a bike in Omaha, cooking together or talk in a chat on lovendly
Choose the best place to travel together in Nebraska!
Go on a short journey together to know each other!
jeorge1983
I am Joerge looking for some fun plain and sI'mple. if you want to know more send me a msg ...
Region: Nebraska
rickheffner
Hello, the name is Rick Heffner and I'm involved in the multi-media industry as well as the adult lifestyle community. Just here to meet new ladies and see where it all can lead. I'm known to walk on the wild side so feel free to hit me up about anything. I dont shy away from nothing.
Region: Nebraska
bernm
I'm a guy who is looking for someone to be a friend, then maybe more. Definitely looking for a monogamous relationship. I like sketching, sometI'mes painting, outdoors(fishing, hiking, beach walks, swI'mming, working out, oh and not hunting). I enjoy evenings out, and relaxing at home. The woman I would hope to meet would be sensitive, caring, and a hopeless romantic. One who also can find pleasure in the sI'mple things in life. A loving smile, sun on your face, a strong embrace, or a passionate kiss. It may sound corny, but over tI'me it builds a bond and trust between a couple. I try to savor the moment, instead of a day at a tI'me. I also agree with this " you have 2 ears and 1 mouth ". If you keep that attitude you will learn something about that person, and surprisingly many things about yourself. I like to think of myself as strong, definitely a protector, a giver of respect and expect to receive the same. I'm always open for crazy or somber suggestions, because you might encounter something that you did'nt even realize you enjoyed. If this sounds like it rings true to you, I'd like to hear from you.
Region: Nebraska
brighteyes85216
I have been divorced for over 10 yrs. Love to talk (to anyone), make people laugh and can always laugh at myself. I have been told that I am honest to a fault ... I think maybe they didn't want to hear what I had to say. I am looking for a serious relationship but believe any relationship should always start with being friends first and building upon that. Besides if it doesnt work hopefully I found a new friend. I am single, 3 kids (grown--no grandchildren yet) and have a cat. I love spontaneous weekend trips! I like massages -- no this not an invitation for intI'macy. I weigh just over 200 lbs--if this a problem --do not contact me. I need you to demonstrate passion, love & affection I love to be touched, held, kissed, and massaged. I'm all about keeping things sI'mple, little drama, being happy, always learning, being nice to people, don't lie. Oh and family and friends are very I'mportant to me. I'm a little shy at first but warm up quickly once I know you. Would love to meet someone who is open and honest about all things in life. He doesn't have to like everything I like but doesn't mind that I will need my own space from tI'me to tI'me. What else?? ... I guess meet someone and see where it goes.
Region: Nebraska
meemoo2020
I'm ASU student living in Tempe. I love photography, music, movies, and hanging out with friends. i love sports especially tennis. also I play Organ, video games( call of duty). feel free to ask.
Region: Nebraska
mll218
I am a very fun loving out going person. I have a 3 year old son and I am in a very unhappy situation at home. I go to school full tI'me at AB Tech. I am 5 foot 3 inches black hair brown eyes. I am curvey all over and have a lot of love to offer. I am looking for good conversation, flirting, and a discrete friendship.
Region: Nebraska
momrn2011
OK ... I could write about how I like to go out to dinner and a movie. Or that I want to find “my best friend” but then my profile would be like most of the others. So instead here are some random facts about me that will tell you more about me! I love Twizzlers ... best birthday gift ever was a 5 pound tub of them! Fall is my favorite season. I have 4 tattoos and 5 piercings ... all very discreet, I like the smell of gasoline and sharpies. Spiders terrify me! I like tomato soup and grilled cheese with miracle whip (no mayonnaise for this girl!), I'm not mentioning things I've never done on this list because, until I'm dead, I may still do them. I've lived on the same street 5 tI'mes in 5 different houses. The first thing I notice about a guy is his eyes. I like to get kisses from my dog. I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to! I share my bed with my dog. My first car was a red 1971 Mustang ... sweet! I don't have any pictures in my wallet. I like chocolate and ice cream but I don't like chocolate ice cream. I like cheese and hamburgers but I don't like cheese on my hamburgers. When I was a kid I was on a TV show called "Romper Room". I find lesbians intriguing ... I'd never be one but they are fascinating none the less. I am the first one in my family to earn a college degree. My favorite color is neon green ... it's just so dang bright and cheerful! I would rather eat the cookie dough than the actual baked cookies. When I got divorced and was living alone I worried that I'd die and my cats would eat my face before anyone found me. When I was in high school my friends and I would skip school, go to the mall and eat jumbo baked potatoes with chili and cheese. I half-way crashed a wedding reception while on vacation with my friends ... yep that one is still on my bucket list. It doesn't bother me too much in movies when people die but when the pet dies I cry. Snowy day, big blanket, fireplace and the man I love to share it with ... to me that is heaven. So that is me in a nutshell! I work full-tI'me at a job that I absolutely love and I'm going to school to further my career. I am very busy with work, school and an 18 year old that is also in college but I would definitely make tI'me for the right person. And if the right guy comes along my profile will come off here and we can see where it goes. And I would expect the same ... hard to concentrate on "us" if you're still looking. If you reply, please have a recent pic ... it's only fair ... you know what I look like! ...
Region: Nebraska
Ray_of_sunshine
Hi, My Name Is Ray And Like Spending Time At The Beachs, Rehoboth, Lewes Or My Favorite Oc, Md. My Hobbie Is Cars And Dragracing. I Have My Own Street/Strip Car That I Like Taking To The Track Or Cruises And Drive A Pretty Nice Sports Car Everyday. Taking Day Trips Or Short Weekend Trips To See Different Places Is Fun. I Like Trying New Resteraunts And Meeting New People. I Grew Up In Minnesota But Moved Here In H. S. So It'S Been 20 Years In Delaware. That Might Be Why I Treat People Differently Then Some Natives Do. Let'S See..... Guess You Could Say I Dress Buisness Casual For Work And Most Of The Cloths I Wear Out Are More On The Trendy Side. I'M 6'2 And Am 205 Pounds. My Hair Is Buzzed On The Side And Back And Left A Little Longer On Top So I Can Use A Little Gel To Shape It Up. I'Ve Been Told Many Times That I Am A Very Good Looking Guy But That Hasnt Helped Me Find The Right One. I Love A Woman Who Takes Care Of Herself And Has A Fit Body. By That I Mean I'M Not Attracted To Full Figured Or Heavy Women. Just Being Honest. Hopefully She Has A Good Job And Doesnt Need A Suger Daddy. Been There Done That... Lol. I Believe That Meeting Her Mother Is A Very Good Indicater Of What To Expect From A Woman. It Has Been A Proven Theory Over And Over For Me. Sounds Funny But It Is So True. I Would Like Her To At Least Be Interested In Cars Or Want To Learn More About The Sport Of Dragracing. Also A Sense Of Adventure With A Positive Attitude About Life. Everyone Has To Vent Once In Awhile But Life Is Too Short To Be Miserable All Of The Time.
Region: Nebraska
divvaaa23
I'm looking for a nicee guud sexxi hoorny maan tht caan alsso be serious at tI'mes
Region: Nebraska
willtreaturight
A true gentleman that knows how to treat a woman right. In search of a partner that would appreciate all the things that i do to her.
Region: Nebraska
Funny Dating Profiles in Nebraska.
You can find fun, attractive men and women from Nebraska right now. Just click on the city in Nebraska nearest to you to meet quality singles looking to chat. Lovendly.com is one of the top online dating services to meet people from all over Nebraska.
Are you there yet? At Lovendly, there’s a bevy of attractive, available singles in Nebraska, and they’re looking for you. Sign up in 30 seconds and find out why fun-loving singles in Nebraska are flocking to Lovendly. Get in on the action at Lovendly.com.
English
English
Русский