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hummy_lady88
My name is Mavis Acquah, I am 29 years Old, I am Single (five years ago), Black, dark black hair, brown eyes, 5' 8", 141 lbs. Long Hair and a healthy Lady. I am self-sufficient, am also a student in the nursing training college in the eastern region Ghana ... I am a Ghanaian By Birth, my father is a Ghanaian and my mother was From Norway,. and passed way some years back,. I was born in Ghana and came to the states when a teen and have been here all My life ... I am vulnerable about my exterior appearance, about my body. I do not like when you complI'ment me about my aspect with jokes. I like and sometI'mes even prefer a stranger's complI'ment when it is said appropriately. I like when you surprise me with your complI'ments. Being surprised is like feeling there is something new, novel. I appreciate constructive suggestions, for example about the way I dress, but I do not like when you joke about it. If there is something you do not like, for example my new lipstick, tell it with courtesy, and buy me another one without letting ... . In any good relationship, there should be trust, communication, understanding, and honesty. Life is a precious gift from does not matter. I am a very average versatile person, and not hard to please. I enjoy the complex as well as the sI'mple things in life ... . i have no Kids and Never Married ...
Region: Missouri
tw493
In highschool i played rugby, ran cross country, swI'm team, and golfed. My eyes change color. I'm opinionated about the right things but usually mind my own. Everyone seems to get along with me well but now that school is over i dont have a way to meet people. I'm lookin for someone i can have fun with.
Region: Missouri
1488socal
I'm 25years 6, 3 255lbs to be honest ive been gone for a while in a place where there are no girls now I'm out & ready to be show a good tI'meby a cool girl! I'm lookin for a down to earth sweetheart who wants to have someone to hold at night but at the same tI'me have our own life and space when its needed
Region: Missouri
notorioussekc
Free spirited, fun, intellectual, open minded, yet fun, silly, playful, and outlandish, freaky. I am a mixture of lol's. I hope to find a female who is VERY VERY MATURE AND LADY LIKE. I do not condone lies, and mistrusting behaviors. I enjoy life, walks along side the pond, movies (horror, and early century movies, examples :Troy, Borgias, and 300 those sorts of movies keep my focus, I also enjoy my space. I am a humble woman, very smart and I am a keen observer. I recall dates and tI'me accurately, my memory is very sharp. I am diligent, fast pace, a lover and not a fighter. I can be a lot of things but one thing I am not is fake or unauthentic. So please make sure that what I am outlining here lines up with what you are looking for so there is some chemistry and connection. I am looking for fun, carefree spirits, joy, happiness, and smiles.
Region: Missouri
northsuregirl
I am unique in today's world. I am old-fashioned with a modern twist. I'm an old soul in a young mind and body. I am soft and gentle, very easy going - fun and light - playful. Smart and serious, of course, too. I am modest. For you, I will admit that I am very pretty. Ok ... and have a very fit, toned body. I like all the usual "stuff" (as well as the unusual) - Dinner out, dinner in - by candlelight or not, wine, no wine. Cooking and eating! Movies out, movies in. I love music - all kinds, provided it is music. I enjoy all the seasons and what each one has to offer. In spring and summer's warm weather, I like walking, running and the best - relaxing: strolling, bike rides, picnics, boating, beach days. I love the fall for it's cool, breezy days good for lazy-day walks or nice drives. Winter, with the coziest "warmest" days of all (snow, hot chocolate and a fireplace, maybe) allows for great cuddling ... Alone, I enjoy reading and brain teasing puzzles - good for the mind. For the body, I am healthy and active (have been since a child in dance class), but I am not fanatical about it. I do like to feel good and look good for myself as well as for others. I am single with no children (love children, just didn't happen for me). Being single has made me strong and independent in a positive way and it has not changed my easy going style at all. I have always been and still am flexible and adaptable in most any situation. I would like to "click" with a man who enjoys his life and wants to share it with me, the woman he "clicks" with who would be the yummiest icing on his already delicious cake.
Region: Missouri
tweet88
hi I'm 19m played football in high school now I'm a maintenece worker in new york city anything else just ask
Region: Missouri
getlema
:::hi::Looking for dating companion, friend who won't play games. I'm caring and monogamous in my relationships. I'm financially sound and not a miser. I am not shy about sharing my feelings with someone. I'm sober, but not against others doing so responsibly. I have taken my lady to one for her pleasure. ( a bar. ) I'm courteous, artisticy inclined and treat people respectfully. I enjoy most music ( no rap/punk rock). I'm clean cut except small moustach. Looking for nice person for dates and let things progress as they may or may not. Height not a concern for me. Same for hair. No messy people. I am a hopeless romantic.
Region: Missouri
rrpr420
I enjoy riding my bike, walks, good food and hanging with friends. I am a small business owner and that takes up a good bit of my tI'me during the work week, that means that i need someone that has a life of their own and will understand that business is business, but still wants spark in their life. I'm just an average guy that knows how to treat a woman, and wants one that respects that, and will reciprocate in kind. I can be perfectly happy sitting at home watching tv or a movie, going to concerts, maybe a day in new york. I listen to all kinds of music from classic rock to death metal and everything in between. I'm very tattooed, both arms sleeved, tats on both legs and have just started a full back piece. I am honest almost to a fault. I call it like I see it and make no apologies for it, however I'm never mean about it. I believe if you cant be straight with someone then they aren't worth being in your life. I'm very into science, cosmology, physics, and geology. PLEASE NOTE; I AM NOT A BIG BAR GOING PERSON. PLEASE IF EVERY TI'mE I AM GOING TO SEE YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO BE DRUNK PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME!
Region: Missouri
ru1
Looking For Friendshipattractive, Intellgent, Professionalattractive, Intelligent, Professional
Region: Missouri
yoursaguy
Hello, I'm a 27yo guy from san antonio. Just looking to meet new people for friendship or possibly more. Ask me anything.
Region: Missouri
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