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stylinonyou

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City: London

leaves_and_dirt

Although I'm single and all, I'm mostly here just to invite folks to my once-weekly gathering, the Toast Party. I'm not a huge fan of online dating anyway. It reminds me of microwave cooking. Something is always ... off. So, what I'm doing here instead is inviting folks to a fantastic gathering inspired by coffee shops and house parties. It's a seven year old event, and it has cultivated a good number of I'mportant friendships, relationships, and so on. It's in Carbondale, and dog friendly. I'll write you if I think you'd like the thing. About me? I'm just a chap who prefers conversation with strangers, booze and coffee and toast over frat parties, bars, and typical house parties. I live in a little cottage of a place with my brother and a borderline genius pooch.

City: London

sgtmill

really am a good looking guy and due to the nature of my job i will like to meet someone who is honest and understanding and have a long lasting relationship with her that will lead to marriage

City: London

Blueyes7

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City: London

bluezzeyes

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Rockmasox

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City: London

smoke4meplease

i have a huge smoking fetish. there is nothing sexier than the sight of you smoking a cigarette! especially longer cigs like 100's or 120's. that turns me on so much. i just want to see pics of you smoking. i invite friendship as well, but thats not the goal here. I'm just looking to feed my fetish. please let me see a pic of you smoking ... please. if you got smoking pics, your on my favorates list! i also love to go on really long walks looking for girls smoking. be it your in your car, or chillin at a park, or walking down the street passing. i will also try to get a good view of you smoking that cigarette. I am a real person, with this real fetish. and i know I'm not the only one! check out smoking fetish on youtube ... there lots of nice comments on many a ladies smoking vids. its true.

City: London