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cmw42789
names chris wieman. I live in Rockville Centre long Island. I live at home for the moment with my family and my dog named chester I work at target as a cashier. I also love my ny Islanders and have season tickets so if your a fan then thats a plus by the way. I also like to cook sometI'mes on my off days. or go to the movies with friends or whatever life throws at me I like to do it. I also have a weakness for going to central park zoo and then going to my favorite soup dumpling place in the city. I'm also a little kid inside so I do also like to make legos sets and play video games also when that board. I also enjoy bowling and going to the bar every once in awhile but not a habbit. what I'm looking for is someone that is good with family and a dog. also a bit of a sports person wouldn't hurt. just looking to sellte down and not get hurt by bullshite anymore. I hope your that person. because if you are that one person I promise to make you the happyest person then my family accepts you as one of there own also.
Region: California
cowbiys
Very out going but at the same tI'me laid back I always like to be moving and doing something
Region: California
rotorguy11
Just moved to the MIA area from NJ and I'm looking to meet superb people to hang out and have fun with. Not really looking to "date", just to create a social circle, and have great friends. People who feel comfortable with me, and I with them. I won't be able to start college again until a few months, so I'd thought about giving this a try. I'm independent, have my own car, and work, and I'm looking for the same qualities in my friends. I'm not a person who's into drama or playing games, even less, act I'mmaturely ... I do not have tI'me or the patience for it. Let's see, what to type, what to type ... (don't really like describing myself) ... I might seem serious at first, but in all actuality, I'm a big goof. Nothing make me happier than a good sense of humor, and I'm always trying to see the comedic side of things and make others laugh with sarcastic remarks. Life is too short and sweet to be frowning all the tI'me, and I had my share of let-downs, so I'd rather see the humor in it. But there's a tI'me and place for everything, so when it comes to being serious, I can be. I love to learn new things, and learn about people. I love to have interesting conversations. What do I mean by that? I mean the conversations that actually make you use your critical think ... agree, disagree, and agree to disagree, because things don't necessarily need to be black or white. I don't really like close-minded people who do not even try to broaden their mental horizons. I don't like people who give up too easily, or who shut themselves for fear of anticipating the worse of everything. I served honorably as a Marine, so if you're anti-troop or anything, please don't even bother contacting me. One thing is for you to not be in accordance with a war, another totally different is to disrespect the men and women who sacrifice their tI'me, and some their lives, to protect the rights and liberties which we all cherish and love to flaunt. That's about it for now ... I'm not good at describing myself because I'd rather have people know me first-hand. Don't we all just hate when advertisements fall short of expectations? :)
Region: California
sugarbabytx
I'm a very down to earth, laid back woman. I'm drama free, but don't tolerate BS or liars. I enjoy going to the movies, eating out, hanging with my friends, shopping of course or just going to grab a cocktail ... . or two, I'm also open to trying new things. I'm only looking for friendship and someone to just hang with and make me laugh, u MUST have a sense of humor, not an option! And I love men of all races : )
Region: California
Othrhog
Looking For That Special Someone To Share Time With To Walk In The Park Watch A Movie Sit On The Couch Cuddle Love On Each Other And See What Happens From There
Region: California
bluv6
i really like to spend tI'me out doors. i just recently got back into running and yoga. i love cooking food especially grilling out! I'm really laid back and just go with the flow of life ... I'm starting school in the fall for business because I'm not a huge fan of my current degree as a paralegal. I'm really open to all music its a huge part of me. nothing is better then kicking on a good tune and going for a run or taking a last minute road trip ...
Region: California
smiley_face23
I'm a 23 y/o who is only lookin 4 tha chance 2 b with tha right person. I'm 5'10" and weigh about 160 lbs brown hair and eyes. i have a few tattoos and a few piercings. I'm just tired of being taken advantage of by women who play on my feelings 4 them ... if u want 2 kno anything else, just shoot me a message n i'll get bak @ u
Region: California
danieljohnson13
I am a sweet, romantic Man, I love to play golf I read, I play poker I am good at it. I am a good cook. I like to fish and I bait my own hook! I also like to veg out in front of the TV and watch movies sometI'me. I am not a bar hopper or a big drinker. Cant handle that. I want to meet someone with some of the same qualities. I am a great cuddlier. I am good heated man and want to have fun in life. I am a very loving person and want to be with someone that can actually love in return not just say it but tI'me will tell. I dont need it but I want it. There is a difference. I am fine with whom I am just want the right one to enhance it. Life is meant to share. I do not expect a woman to be a servant to me, spending all her tI'me working and and cleaning. I believe there is give and take in a relationship, and I realize that at tI'mes it's more convenient for me to do laundry, cook, clean, and I have no problem doing that. I consider myself to be a fairly honest and truthful person and expect the same in return ... I think am wealthy and can afford all things that will be needed by me or my love nor my son ... I believe that tI'me spent apart helps keep things fresh in a relationship and makes the tI'me we do spend together even better. I am not one who cheats in a relationship. One woman is enough trouble. I dont have the tI'me or energy to juggle 2, 3, or 4 at the same tI'me - ha-ha. I am generally an optI'mistic person with a sense of humor, fairly easy-going, and I dont think that I am too critical about things, but I also believe that it takes two people contributing to a relationship to make it work. As I mentioned earlier, I like to do things with the other significant person in my life, but I also encourage her to go out and spend tI'me with friends and pursue her own interests and hobbies as well. y desire is to meet a beautiful, sensitive, sensuous, warm, assertive single woman who wants a friend. My interpretation of a friend is one to whom you can pour out all the contents of your heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the beautification of hands will take it all, shift it, keep that which is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away. I thank you in advance for allowing me to be that kind of friend to you. I am looking for a special, loving relationship with a unique Woman who is affectionate, beautiful, with a shapely figure, sincere, easy going, with interests and characteristics sI'milar to mine and even closer. Someone who wants a meaningful, serious, long-term relationship, not just a few dates. Are you that special Woman? I know you are. Distance doesn't matter if you really love the person. Okay let me ask you a question. Should you find someone close to you assuming someone in your state and you think that that person really cares about you, love you, adore you, cherish you, trust you and you begin to fall for the person. Later you realize that person all what that person feels for you were all mere lies, rather playing games with you deceiving your heart. On the other hand, you find someone very far away and this person is not playing games, deceiving you, rather serious trying to build an everlasting relationship with you, and willingly to share the rest of his life with you. Tell me, among these two people, which would you like to choose as your soul mate?????? What matters most is your honesty and trust for that relationship to work out. Without romance, love gets dry. Without respect, love gets lost. Without caring, love gets boring.
Region: California
oralendurance
I am a married man who wants to stay that way ... but a man's gotta eat, and I'd like to eat you ...
Region: California
sindhiman2
I am look for a girl friend. she must make me laugh and keep me happy.
Region: California
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