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jrrhoades24
I'm looking for someone out going, not afraid to have fun, loves the beach and like to snuggle
Region: California
4play909
Am a athletic man I bench280 I am lookin for someone to play with u no exchange e mails or numbers am here to hv fun if u wanna hear more message me n I also dnt post pics if u wanna no wat I look like ask 4 the num
Region: California
sure2please
I am easy going, laid back, and have a fun since of humor. I work at an oil and lube place changing oil. I am working on my associates in web graphic design at Devry online. If you want to know anything else ask. :)
Region: California
joekaleta
shy, quiet, laidback, non-opinionated guy. With tI'me to kill, and love to give for a very special woman. Looking for that woman that can be tender, caring, and supportive of this guy's dreams and fantasies.
Region: California
dav1ds
Lost Smile---Reward For Recovery, I'm putting out a world wide web bulletin to get everyone's help. You see, I've lost my smile. I'm not really myself without it. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description. She appears to be between 26 and 40 years old, but may appear younger than her age. She's at least 5'6" (I am 5'8'), not a bbw, but doesn't live at the gym either. She has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality. She loves hip-hop, club and may be found at concerts. I have conflicting reports that she's either a blonde or a brunette. She's intelligent with her own career and not dependent on someone to support her. If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetI'me devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, a partner that loves to cook and doesn't mind sharing in the household chores, someone to wash your back, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will hold you at night. If you think you may have found my smile, please e-mail me as I really need it to be myself. Thanks.
Region: California
tilly53
I Love To Cook , Iam A Very Outgoing Person, I Like To Laugh And Make Other People Laugh Going To The Movies Or Just Staying Home Is Good I Love To Cuddle And, Iam A Good Listneriam Heavy Set. Best Features Are My Greeneyes Iam Very Friendly Iam A Good Kisserwell This Is Hard I Want Some One To Do Things With I Want Him To Be Honest
Region: California
ladyalexis
Well I'm sI'mply looking for long term "FRIENDSHIP" and not the kind with benefits. I also don't have kids and do not want any, furthermore I'm not looking to be a mother to anyone's kids. Just so I am understood here, I am also an "ATHEIST" so make no mistake I am NOT interested in befriending anyone walking in fear of any god. I will not change as so many have insisted before. I am also an anI'mal activist/advocate so anyone i befriend has to love anI'mals as I do, this is a MUST and requirement to befriend me, otherwise a rejection will be in place. I am seeking someone who is looking for a quiet sort of life, not someone who lives to party day and night. So if you want to know more all you have to do is ask. Enough said!
Region: California
htownviolinist
Just looking to meet coo people drama free ... no extra baggage people ...
Region: California
caveatlector
I need help. Well, yes, that kind as well, but I'm talking about monetary help. I've got bills and they need to be paid. I got a house payment, it's not too bad, at least I'm not upside down in it, unless I'm on my inversion table. I've got some vicious credit card bills as they seem to be jacking the interest rates up every month and give me a good beat down when I'm late, so you'll need to set these up in your bank's auto-pay along with the mortgage. The credit cards are bad enough; they're almost as bad as my car payment, which we'll have to keep current so I can act like I'm looking for a job while hooking up with other Craigslist babes. The utility bills are not so bad, the electric bill is tapping about S440 a month because I'm home all day cruising Craigslist and watching porn, so I keep the temp at 72 degrees. The lawn guys aren't too expensive either, they come every week, which is a lot more than I do. They like to get paid in cash, so you'll need to set aside some for that and the maid, well, where do I start? Usually with the bra, but I digress, she doesn't know any English so I usually yell real loud and do some big arm movements or pitch a tent in my underwear and she knows just what to do. I hope you've got a real good paying job and you might want to consider pizza delivery at night. Free pizza might help with the groceries too, I only eat organic food, so we'll be down at Whole Foods a lot. Second to groceries might be booze, yep, and I like to buy in bulk over at Wine and More. I like Lagavulan Scotch which is about S89 a bottle and KI'm Crawford Sauvignon Blanc around S13 a bottle and cases of S. Pellegrino in the small bottles, they just taste better! I also like to smoke a cigar every once and a while and I only smoke real Cubans. They cost a lot more with the dollar in the toilet, so a box of Romeo Y Julietas now costs around S525, at least in Europe where I buy them, about once a month. Ok, now, I only take these because I want them, not because I need them, Viagra, yep, and you'll learn to love them as well, but, they cost money, about S30 a pill, so we're going to need about 20 a month, well, I will anyway, you'll be busy working. Well, that's about it, except for the boat, RV and camper, but they stay on a storage lot, we'll budget for those payments as well as the space rental and the house up in Bent Tree is almost paid for and it's a lot better than that tI'me-share down in Panama City. Oh and don't forget my iPhone, I guess I need to up my minutes are maybe I can get on your plan, like a family thing. I hope you can swing a hammer too, I got a few projects started and just need them finished up, shouldn't take too much of your spare tI'me. I'm married, so this will have to be on the side. Your looks are I'mportant, I know, I need to shed about 200 pounds to be 100 pounds overweight, you see, I'm just too short for my weight. Ok, you can be 40 or less, but I need you to look 29, yeah, that sounds good and when you say you're 29, don't let it be your IQ, dress size and shoe size. And when you say you're 5'7" don't let it be in diameter! And when you say you weigh 110 pounds, please remember we're not on the moon, for crying out loud. Ok, well, call yourself a Sugar Momma or I can be your Sugar Baby, it really don't make me no never mind ... Send over a picture of yourself holding a paycheck stub or better yet, you with a winning lotto ticket, so I'll know you are real ...
Region: California
cr4u11
I'm free of drama and live a secure life style. Honest, caring and loving. A hopeless romantic. Active and a hard working person.
Region: California
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