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I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do. If you recognize yourself in some of them, I think it might be worth taking the tI'me to keep on reading my profile. If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you. I will never know anyway :-), Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, sI'mplicity, respect, down to earth (however fantasy is also very I'mportant), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness. And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of:, - Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…), - Self-centered people (but, hey… Have you already heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered. ” So this one doesn’t really count!), - TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies), - Excessive work out /complete body addiction, - Superficial people (but same problem as #2…), In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here:, “Ok let’s give it a try”, “To be honest, I don’t know”, “I respect that”, I can go on and on ... lol
Im Cookie, Widowed 4 Years. Have Children But They Live Throughout The Country And 1 Is In Japan. I Love To Travel, Gamble, Cook And Dine Out. I Work Out At The Gym As Often As I Can. Im Healthy, Happy And Full Of Life. Don'T Let Age Fool Ya. If Interested, Message Me.
i think that i have a god personality iam 65 6ft 3 inhes 290 pounds i have single for about 5 years iam looking for some who is fun and is not looking fo someone to care of them likes to ride motorcycles i have a harley that i like to ride some to talk to & someone to spend tI'me with and also some who is into sex from tI'me to tI'me i may be 65 but iam not dead told u my height & weight have green eyes gray hair a golden retriver and a cat have no skeltons in my closet and do not some who has must be single not just seperated do not any what problems with an x have benn there it is no fun so hit me if you want and lets see what happens thank you, oconee mac
I'm looking for a real respectable, caring responsible loving man. one that cares about other as well as hI'mself. very cursious man. one that love God and respect hI'mself and a working man that don't hsve another family to support. I don't beleive in that 50/50 relatuionship in finances. We can help each other take care of each but no 50/50 contract. I beleive God made man to take care of the woman and the woman help take care of her man when its needed, but if we really get involvedand makes plans for the future than two becomes one totallyin everything.
Bold ... funny ... caregiver ... serious at tI'mes. I enjoy most everything from reading to playing in the snow. I would consider myself extremely positive and a realist in general with a smidgen of romance and fantasy. Ok, maybe more than a smidgen because I will tell you that in regards to dating, I really am hoping that something fabulous is going to happen when I least expect it! But to be honest, I am looking for for true friendship first ... it would be great if something more came out of that friendship, but I have no expectations other than to try and see what happens. , I have been on dating websites off and on and I can't say I am a big fan; however, I am not into the late nite bar scene, finding dates at church or thru friends/family either. Dating websites are a learning process. Below is what I have learned and will share with you so that I don't waste your tI'me or mine:, If you are looking for a perfect 10, I am not it ... I keep my body healthy and am responsible; however, I have some nice curves that I'm kinda fond of. I wear average size clothes well and can dress up and be soft and sexy or get dirty in jeans and sweatshirt or tshirt. , I am not going to send you nude pics so please don't ask. And, I really don't care to see nude pics of you either. Let's keep it sI'mple ... see if our personalities and chemistry connects first before any body parts. , You have to be financially responsible because I am and expect the same from you. Please don't get upset if I pay for my own way when we meet. It's just a respect thing ... I am not looking for a free meal or drink and do not want you to have expectations of me, if you pay. I am looking for decent conversation and somewhat of a spark to see if we want to meet again. If we don't want to meet again and end up friends, well, one can never have too many friends. , I am looking for a connection and see where it goes; therefore, I am not interested in one night stands. , If you are 10 years younger and into older women, I am not interested. Sorry, just too much drama for me. , If you live more than 30 minutes away, it will take a lot of convicing on your part that we should meet. I don't go out much during cold months but am very spontaneous the other 9 months of year ... dinner at out of way places, happy hour drinks, walking my dogs, boating, nature watching, hanging out with friends and family, playing euchre. , If you are needy, ie: do not have your own friends, or like to talk or text every day about nothing; we won't work out. I am not the clingy or jealous type. I show I care by actions rather than words. , Please do not use the terms babe, baby, hon, sweety, etc. until after we have orgasmed together at least 10 tI'mes. , I am very family oriented and close to my family. If you have kids, I am open to dating even though I don't have children; however, it has been my experience with single dads that they don't really have tI'me for dating. So, if you contact me and have kids, please know what you want and be honest with yourself, your kids and me. I am sensitive to the many needs of children. Dating can be difficult, if all parties dont know the expectations. Also, please note that I have no interest in having children of my own with you. , Also, I prefer to date men that are over 5'11" with all hair on their head and not their body. I am also cool with a FEW extra pounds. I guess preferences can change but just being honest here. , The fastest way to lose my interest is to lie to me.
I am a grown-up who often wants to be a kid full of curiosity and I'magination. I like my head in the clouds, but want my feet mostly on the ground. I want to have fun, to play and to smile until my face hurts. Easy going with a great sense of humor. I like blue skies, sunshine, smiles, thunderstorms, ocean, sunrises, sunsets, flowers, puppies, laughter, a warm fire, a soft touch and the hope and fun of building a new relationship together. I try to keep drama out of my life as life's way too short to be unhappy. They say that there is a special someone for everyone. I am looking for someone who loves the challenges of life but doesn't sweat the small stuff. She is grounded, smiles and laughs easily and is genuinely adorable, and yet also desires a fulfilling personal life, someone who values loyalty, honesty, faithfulness, openness, friendship and communication above all in a relationship. Someone to stand beside me as an equal partner while the fruits of our life's work are realized. And most I'mportantly, someone who will let me share in their happiness as I help them achieve all of the things that they want in life.
Shy at first, easy going, loyal, honest, NO DRAMA PLEASE! love to laugh and make other people laugh. I enjoy going to see a good band at a bar, going to & watching on TV Devils games. I also like casual tI'me & just hanging out with good friends! Love anI'mals. Want to know more just ask! Looking to make friends :)
I'm a very athletic and active couch potato. Not sure why I created a profile, or even how I came across this site, but why not. I'm a people person, (sounds lame) but I don't care what strangers think of me, I know I'm a great guy! :) Relaxed, and aware ... I'm always happy! Enjoy life! Angry people stay away from me, drug addicts too! I attract positive
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